Friday, March 18, 2011

Let's Make a Deal

I would totally win that game.

Not because I'm particularly good at deciding behind which door lies the best prize.

But because I am a mom.

And mom's have stuff in their purses.

Random stuff.

Necessary stuff.

Lots and lots of stuff.

Case in point.

My purse.


Within lies (not an exhaustive list...just a sampling):

One baby sock - just one

Bulletin from a church service several weeks (months) past

Clothes pin

Bracelet

Mittens - mine and baby's

Headband

MN Wild Season Parking pass - clearly not mine!

Weird styrofoam ball with flower pins pushed into it - aquired when I was the personal attendant at a wedding

And then there's the makeup bag - which isn't even IN the purse, because it doesn't fit.

I probably don't NEED all this stuff.

But what if I do...and it's not in there?

What if there's a flower emergency and I don't have a ball full of pins??

I would never forgive myself.

Nope, I think it all has to stay.

In fact, I'm thinking of getting a bigger purse.

Maybe the kind with wheels.

Those are still purses, right?

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